Commute

One

I’m really glad our carpool became a great success on account of our good planning for  what is in our best interest for the good of the week and the days that it depends on for the good of the month.

Two

Well said.

(with the click of his seatbelt, One stares at Two)

One

(in voiceover pulp-novel style) Oh. Yes.  Love. Love for the way he drives us to our work destinations completely against his will. He hates me and I hate him.  To watch him navigate around that. I love the navigation. I hate him.

Two

Let me see your brochure

One

You’re driving

Two

I’m impressive.

One

I have it catalogued    

Two

(the following lines flow as a single thought) So if—

One

Memorization skills—

Two

 Are a part—

One

Of this-

Two

Retreat then we—

One

Will be—

Two

Free to go to for that 2 and ½ hour  period, during which we will make fantastic use of our time—

One

And offer supplemental proof of our merits of memorization.

Two

Oh no, it might be leisure hour--

One

Sleepy…

Two

Yeah…

One

No! You must provide  X address with your thumbs over your eyes, and the words on the tip of your tounge followed by visual aid in power point format , don’t email as an attachment, save it to cd, dvdr, 8 track, blu-ray.

 

Two

Blu-ray?

Two/One

Soufflé! (yum yum)

Two

(in voice over, pulp-novel style) Oh. Yes. Love. To watch him plant his little inside jokes about desserts into the fabric of our relationship.  I hate him so deeply.